You may not be older than me, but we both know you're wiser.I won't say your age because then I'll have to admit my age, but it doesn't matter because we don't look it anyway, right? Happy birthday my friend!.I'm so glad you never act your age-let's have some fun tonight!.Southern Living Birthday Wishes For Your Closest Friends Q: What did the little ghost ask the mommy ghost to make for his birthday? A: "I Scream" cake.Q: What does every birthday end with? A: Y.Q: What's the one thing you can always count on getting every birthday? A: Older.Q: What did Jenny's favorite teddy bear say when she offered him a slice of birthday cake? A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed.".Q: Why are pickles so good at celebrating birthdays? A: Because when something is a big dill, they really know how to relish it.Q: Why does birthday cake need a pick-me-up? A: Because it's always feeling crummy.Q: Why does cake feel embarrassed by ice cream? A: Because ice cream is so much cooler.Otherwise, you might get a deck of playing cards if you ask for diamonds. Always be specific when asking for jewelry for your birthday. ![]() Right after I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for almost two years!
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